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"Like a danger cupcake with murder icing."

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Created on 2011-12-22 11:54:32 (#1191438), last updated 2017-09-27 (2 weeks ago)

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I have always fantasised with naming myself Helga the Russian Masseuse even though my name's not really Helga and I am neither Russian nor am I an actual masseuse (though I can play the part upon request). Also, you'll have to take my word on this, but I look NOTHING like a Russian masseuse (I think my eyebrows are just too thin). Despite my apparent lack of connection to my incredibly original (yeah, right) ideal name, I have, on occasion and under influence, been called such.

I have been advised not to discuss anything else on the subject.
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